The Professional Bachelor Book Review.

This is just a small portion of my recent book review for www.lovehowto.com

The Professional Bachelor Dating Guide has nine chapters built around becoming an Alpha Male to get your “Target” (woman). As a “Target” the woman must be a 9 or 10 in the looks department – absolutely no less.

Dr. Tate’s “Perfect Girl Profile,” describes the Sexy Athletic Tomboy, who has a perfect and chiseled body, and lots of bisexual girlfriends. Her father is a Hugh Hefner-type mentor living in a 20,000-square-foot castle; when you pull into the driveway, a bikini team valets your car. Your girlfriend’s hot mom is standing in the castle topless and strokes your crotch.

I know that’s exactly what my mom always does with my boyfriends, minus the castle, valet bikini team and Playboy dad.

The final chapter of the book is called “Turnkey Bachelor Party Sex Vacations.” Here you can find listings for Blow Job Bars, Thai Soapy Massages, Brothels, Bathhouses, and Bowling. Not quite sure how the bowling fits in.

Similar to The Rules, the last book I reviewed on LoveHowTo, The Professional Bachelor is also very black and white with life directions of what to do and what not to do. For example, on your first date as an Alpha Male Gladiator with your Target, you should go to a crowded place with a high turnover that offers a lot of people-watching. Apparently this will protect you from an embarrassing scene if you get stuck with a cold fish or user.

Dr. Tate also offers advice about what to do if you are just looking for “a sweaty one night stand so you can get some violent jackhammer sex at her place.” Oh, and after you’ve done the deed, he describes how the Alpha Male Gladiator will make a slippery escape from the woman’s bedroom window, hop into his Porsche and floor it to the VIP room at the Platinum Club for a nightcap of Lesbian Shower Shows.

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