Tuesday’s Topic: Sex Toy Drive-Thru

By Kari DePhillips

You Want Fries With That?

Recently, one businesswoman in Alabama has taken the initiative in creating the time saving, convenient mechanism that we have all been waiting for. It will revolutionize the world once it catches on and will make feeing better about your commute easier than ever! The idea is relatively simple: take something we all love (sex toys) and make them easy and convenient to get (drive thru window). Simple, right?

This will be one of those ideas that we all wish we thought of first, while this entrepreneur is counting her millions. It’s easy to envision these drive thrus on every third corner, replacing coffee shops and fast food chains. The future beckons – and it is buzzing. Click here to read more…






Sasha Speaks: Answering Your Most Private Dating Questions –- I Think My Girlfriend is Gay?


11-29-10

Dear Sasha,
I think that my girlfriend is cheating on me, not with another guy but with a good mutual female friend of ours. I’ve asked her a number of times but she always says “no!” We live in a very conservative small town in the Midwest where it’s not at all accepted — especially since we are both 19, and also in the wake of all the bullying we have been seeing in the media. What should I do?

Sincerely,
I think my girlfriend is gay?
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Date Song Pick of the Week: The Exciters – Tell Him

The Exciters – Tell Him






Sunday Bad Date Funnies – Karaoke Date!

Nothing say’s bad date, more than a man wearing a 70’s style Christmas sweater while singing, “I feel like making love” out of tune…

The Holiday Sunday Bad Date Funnies series is still going on, if you have a holiday bad date story that you would like to see featured in a cartoon, post it here Sunday Bad Date Funnies






Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — The One-Up Man

By Tiffany Moore

I don’t know if this should even be filed under a hell date because there’s a lot of people I know that fit into this same category. He is what I like to call the “One up Man” or for you fellas the “One up Woman” its all the same shit. Somebody, no matter what you have done or what you know they always have to have one leg up on you. Oh do you need an example well here ya go…

I love confidence in a man. (see Tiff’s top 10 men edition) He who walks with swag will bag. He commands the attention in a room and the girls will flock. There is that fine line between confidence and cockiness. Between animated and obnoxious. I am not a hoe but I have been out with more than a handful of people. My experiences whether good or bad help me define what I like and don’t like in man. Now initially I am attracted to them in the physical sense just like everyone else. It is the first thing you see, its what draws you in before the conversation and personality unfolding.

I went out on a date with this guy named Nate. Click here to read more…






Tuesday’s Topic: Surviving a Solo Thanksgiving

By Kari DePhillips

There is no reason to be down about being single on Thanksgiving. In fact, being unattached at the holidays gives you all kinds of freedom that families and married friends only dream about. A few tips to help you survive a solo night in style:

Prepare your one-liners
If you do decide to celebrate at a family get together, some relative will inevitably ask why you’re not dating anyone. While this question may be tolerable, the follow up, “Why not?” can set your teeth on edge. Try a few variations to show them how inappropriate their question can be, then enjoy watching them squirm while formulating a response:

1. “Oh, I love how openly our family can talk to each other! I haven’t found anyone who can fulfill my needs in the bedroom. How do you two manage to keep things exciting, Uncle Joe?”

2. “Well, do you know any gorgeous, kind, intelligent, funny, employed, straight men/women who aren’t currently in a relationship but wish they were? I’d love to meet them!” **

3. “I don’t really think that humans were designed to be monogamous. I prefer one night stands combined with the emotional intimacy I share with my cat. I’m thinking of starting my own religion that will allow for open, interspecies marriage.”

** Caution, this one leaves you open to being set up by a family member with questionable judgment…

Skip the Shindig
If you do find yourself unable (or unwilling) to travel to a family get together, enjoy the freedom of celebrating this holiday the way you’ve always wanted. Take advantage of all-day football or marathon movies on television and spend the day relaxing on your couch. Click here to read more…






Sasha Speaks: Answering Your Most Private Dating Questions –- The Guy I’m Dating Has Not Asked Me to Thanksgiving Dinner?

11-22-10

Dear Sasha,

I’ve been seeing this guy for 3 months, and we are pretty serious, to the point of spending at the very least 5 nights a week together. I’m pretty new to his hometown–he lives in NYC where he was born and raised–and all my family is back in Colorado. He knows I have no one to spend Thanksgiving with, but he still has not asked me if I’d like to spend it with him and his family. Do I say something or wait for him to?

Sincerely,

Dateless on Thanksgiving.
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Sunday Bad Date Funnies – Thanksgiving Date!

The shock and awe of a last minute date with Bambi! Laughing really is the best remedy.
On Monday we are kicking off our Holiday Sunday Bad Date Funnies series, if you have holiday bad date story that you would like to see become a featured in a cartoon post it here Sunday Bad Date Funnies

A pre Happy Thanksgiving to all, be safe and remember in the words of Meister Eckhart, If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you,” that would suffice. Cheers!






Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — Last Dating Hope Girl

By Mark Miller

I was a woman’s last Online dating hope…

Some men distinguish themselves by being great scientists, statesmen, artists.  I was a woman’s last online dating hope.  I did not choose or go after this “honor” – it was bestowed upon me by Kathy, whom I met on an online dating site.  Kathy informed me that her experiences meeting online dates in person had been so horrible, so traumatic, so soul-draining, that she decided to give the process just one more chance.  She’d decided to meet one more guy before removing herself from online dating for all eternity – and I happened to be the guy; the last guy she was going to meet; her final chance for online romance.

Of all the online dating sites, in all the towns, in all the world, she logs on to mine.  After hanging up the phone, I found myself experiencing a range of emotions not unlike the Seven Stages of Grief.  First, there was Cockiness – those other guys may have disappointed her, but I’ll make up for them.  Then, Doubt – what if I don’t measure up?  Next, Resentment – what right does she have to place that “Last Man” burden upon me?  Then, Guilt – if I turn out to be her final disappointment, it could push her over the edge; she could end up doing something drastic like taking her own life – or even worse, mine!  Finally, Acceptance – ah, what am I worried about?  Click here to read more…






Friday’s Fashion Dating Do or Don’t? — Grills and Not the BBQ Kind…

By Juliette McGough

Recently stars have been acting more ridiculous than usual. Disney channel stars are having mental breakdowns, Mel Gibson is verbally displaying his connection to Hitler and Justin Beiber has written a book. Fortunately, one thing about these crazy incidents is that they can all be fixed. Disney can stop working 6 years olds like slaves, Mel Gibson can be thrown in the loony bin and Justin Beiber’s book can be burned. However, once in a while a star will do irreversible things that are absolutely ridiculous. Kanye West for example, has done many irreversible mistakes. First, he bashed precious Taylor Swift in front of thousands. Second, he had a permanent diamond grill put in his mouth. Permanent.

I understand that people have money and they like to show it off. However, replacing teeth with diamonds is taking it to an extreme, and making it permanent is just crazy. On a date, the last thing I want to do is lean across a table and suck face with a dude who has enough gold on his teeth to make a bracelet (you can tell how classy I keep my dates). Click here to read more…




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