Thursday’s Thoughts From a Bartender: Having a Threesome

  • Posted on: June 30th, 2011 by

By Daniel Ponsky

Naughty naughty little hotty with a body built for sin, does someone have a demon lurking down and from within? I think you do. I mean damn who doesn’t? We’re human beings, we do everything in excess. The way I see it is that to deny our inner voice the courtesy of our physicality is barbaric and I refuse to be apart of that stoic variety of thinking. If evolution has taught us anything it has taught us that experimentation is the proclamation for those looking to elevate a consciousness of true understanding. Meaning, if you have a thirst and an opportunity to take your sex life to another level by bringing in a third partner, do it.

Like anything in life there are a few things to keep in mind that might help you achieve a clearer perspective on reality after the big event has taken place. First thing, before you even get started is to set boundaries for whom these sluts are that are about to take you to happy town. Having relationship partners being involved is a big “I don’t think so.” It gets messy and misunderstood afterwards and it is best left up to only having threesomes in a relationship if you have already thought about dumping this person relatively soon or they are down because they are kinky as hell too. It just makes things easier that way because if you were really in love with them you wouldn’t want to share them with anyone in the world. Love has many levels but I am clearly trying to reach out to the everyday person. Adult industry stars have a truer level of sexual consciousness then most people roaming the earth and I respect their ability to have success in their relationships because I know there are some that do. My hats off to you people, you know who you are and I love you. You inspire me.

Always, and I mean frick flippin always make sure that you establish the limits to what you are willing to do as an active participant in your first annual Sexcopades. Preparation is key. If you grow brave in the moment and want to improvise and stretch your limits then you can make that call in the moment. Otherwise, safety words and establishment of no entry zones is a good idea. Will you be recording the super bang down and will it be available for online purchase. People are whores so make sure you check the vents in the room before you get it on. Who cares if they ask why your snooping around, tell them your in the union and if this is getting taped then you need to see a contract with clearly defined points for scale rates and redistribution as an online media source. Fair is fair, am I right or am I right?

Last but not least, remember to have fun. Think about how old you are and then think about all of the people you have known in your life. How many of them do you really think have had the opportunity to get down into a situation like this? I forgot to say that when you are thinking about all of those people, don’t think about family. Never think about family, only hot cousins that are three to five times removed. But cousins that are married-in are ok as long as you don’t get uncomfortable if you are around them at any point like for a Bar Mitzvah or a wedding. Best of luck and before I go I leave you with a bit of old school advice from my Uncle Bob. If there’s grass on the mound, play ball. But remember, if there righteously is no strapped up glove, then truly there can be no love. Happy trails my friends, and happy lovings.




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