By Bryan Tupper

Okay, so I found this girl online and we sent some emails back and forth and she calls me out of the blue to see if I wanted to get together for drinks/food whatever… I said sure! We met up at this little sports bar place and sat down.

Well, right after we got seated ordered we the appetizers and drinks I got up to go the bathroom. I realized that once I got to the bathroom that I had accidentally left my phone on the table because I usually just play games or check Twitter while I’m going. So, I went, washed my hands, went back to the table after about 5 min. of being away.

I saw that my phone was laying there pretty much as I left it. So I went to just check Twitter real quick and saw she posted on my Twitter account “friends of Bryan he has just been involved in a very serious car accident here in Miami”. I was like WHAT?!?!? NOT COOL!

I asked her WTF? She thought it was a funny joke. I said not cool, stood up, and stuck her with the tab. So I had to play clean-up with all my friends on Twitter/Facebook since my tweets automatically post to Facebook and deal with that. How’s THAT for a BAD online date?

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