Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — What the DTF?

By Jessica Downey – Not What I Ordered

Online dating is a blast. I mean sometimes you open your inbox and find a cleverly constructed and very sweet message. Other times you find the exact opposite. This is one of those times.

A while ago, opened my inbox on OkCupid to find this exact message: Click here to read more…






Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — What Kind of Underwear?

By J.R. Reed aka Sexandthesingledad

I don’t remember which dating website I met her on. I don’t remember her name and I remember very few things about her. I do remember what she was, or rather wasn’t, wearing when we met for our one and only date. I do remember when I was talking with my friends I referred to her as The Disney Chick. That much I’m sure of.

We traded a few e-mails, talked on the phone once and decided we wanted to go out, but she was unsure when she could. That first Saturday afternoon, she called to ask if we could meet for a couple of drinks around 7. Click here to read more…






Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — Hooters Date

By Thesinglemomsdatingdiary

I was instantly attracted to the clean cut man in the photo with the short brown hair and the navy polo shirt His smile seemed friendly and made his brown eyes shine. Although his nickname on the site was Farmboy09, he seemed smart and his screenname poked fun at his rural home.

His profile was simple and hinted at romance and the sincere hope of finding love. The one drawback was that he lived an hour’s drive from me, Click here to read more…






Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — I Like Sex BUT?

By J.R. Reed aka Sexandthesingledad

I hadn’t been on a date in over 13 years and I was kind of freaked out about it. There was no such thing as Internet dating before I was married, but now that I was single again, it seemed like a cool thing to try. I got a subscription to Match and in a couple of weeks I was on my first date. Click here to read more…






Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — Ex Bashing

By Kelly Seal

I got suckered into another Match.com subscription, falling for the good-looking guys I’d seen in the promotional email. But once I joined I didn’t hear from them. Instead, the balding late-forties divorcees were responding to my ad, with emails like:

“I like ur pix. Wanna chat?” Click here to read more…






Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — You Forgot to Clean the Side of Your Toilet

By DatingALemon

I was out with friends the other night, and one of them started telling me about the time she ended things with this guy because his apartment was a pig sty. She said this guy’s apartment smelt like cat piss and he had a hoarding problem. Click here to read more…






Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — Baby, Baby, Baby!

By Jess Downey – Not What I Ordered

A few years ago I met a guy through speed dating. Our first two dates went pretty well. He was really sweet and we had a lot in common. And we were really attracted to each other.

On our third date we decided to meet up for dinner at a restaurant near my apartment. He had been out of town on business for a few days but we had kept in contact while he was away. We even sent a few flirty texts to each other. Click here to read more…






Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — A Horse Tale

By JocelynWentland, Sex Researcher

A few years ago, my boyfriend surprised me with an afternoon date of
horseback riding. I had convinced myself that we were going on a hot air balloon ride while en route so I was really surprised when we drove into horse stables. I’m no equestrian master (mistress?) or anything, but I’ve ridden a horse or two in my day (no pun) so I wasn’t too worried about this little guided trail ride. Click here to read more…






Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — The Pre-School Teacher/Stripper

By DatingALemon

A girl on OKCupid messaged me. Well, first she winked at me; she then sent a message saying “you and I can get into a lot of trouble together.” She was 25 and a pre-school teacher. I’ve always had a thing for teachers, so this looked promising, the only problem was that she only had head shots and she was just average.

As I’m reading her profile she IMs me and I respond. We chat and she seems kinda cool. She tells me she didn’t have full body pics on the computer she used to create the profile, so she sends one from her phone. Again, just average.  Click here to read more…






Saturday’s Memoirs: Adventures in Bad Online Dates — And I’m a Bad Date?

(Disclaimer from here at Jen’s Blog, the typos, language, and spelling mistakes in the letter below have been left intentionally, and in the original context from Brianne.)

By Brianne Sloan

This is a letter that was written to me after a very bad date a couple years ago and I recently found it in my saved mail dated May 2006! You can hear his side, then I’ll tell you mine and I’ll let you come to your own conclusions:

hi WOMEN,
I must say a few things, last night absolutly spun me….not only were you the WORST “date” ive EVER been on in my entire life, Click here to read more…




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Jennifer Kelton CEO / founder Badonlinedates.com LLC is a Los Angeles native and a pioneer in the worldwide dating industry, investigating the game of love while providing encouragement and support since 2007, starting with the acclaimed dating book Don’t Use My Sweater like a Towel. An accomplished CEO, visionary and entrepreneur, Kelton’s work in the […]

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