Capricorn - Rescue Your Bad Date With Astrology By Kelli Fox The Astrologer

Status matters to Capricorn, because like the horny little goat that symbolizes them, they like being on top. While their idea of success can be translated in many different ways, they all have a naughty little mix of master and servant, which is why it takes time to get to truly know them — as it truly takes a sophisticated palate to appreciate the richness that is Capricorn.

Personality
Capricorn is a luxury only few could afford and they know it.

Downfall
With rules and regulations like Capricorn's, who needs Ambien?

Daily Astrology

Capricorn: Your Reading For 05/23/2013

They're scratching their heads, and you're just yawning. They still don't get it, and you're so on top of it. Their paradox is your cakewalk. Today will find you calm and assured when all is chaos. You have a plan, a system and a way out. If you caused the trouble, you can admit it now. Everyone else will be so eager for you to bail them out that it could be a while before they get mad and come after you. But you'll be long gone by then, you little mischief-maker, you.