Thursday’s Thoughts From a Bartender: Put Away Your Phone
- by Jennifer on October 14th, 2010
By Jack Elliot
“Hey, I’m at the bar with the guys, do you want to meet up with us for happy hour?” he texts, while sitting at the bar just after ordering his first drink. “Sure, I’ll be there in a little, just give me a few minutes to get ready,” she texts back.
A Woman’s POV: How it Makes Me Feel When… Surrender Dorothy – A Message for Ladies on the Hunt
- by Jennifer on October 13th, 2010
Surrender Dorothy: A Message for Ladies on the Hunt
By Dani Katz
It really shouldn’t be this hard, you think as you scour yet another suspiciously accomplished, allegedly available guy’s personal profile, wondering if “the One” your every fairy tale promised would really brave a comb-over paired with Mala beads and admit to liking the whiny, pop mediocrity that is Coldplay.
Sunday Bad Date Funnies: The Dating Game — Jim Carrey & Wanda
- by Jennifer on October 10th, 2010
The Dating Game — Jim Carrey & Wanda
Bad Date TV: Don’t Be a Dating Don’t! Ep. 2
- by Jennifer on October 9th, 2010
Thursday’s Thoughts From a Bartender: The Drunk Guy Response – Drunk Dialing and Too Much Cologne
- by Jennifer on September 30th, 2010
By Jack Elliot
They are everywhere. They come in hordes reeking of too much cologne. They plague the air with bad breath and conversation. Their egos barely fit through wide and spacious doorways. They repeatedly offer to buy you drinks after you say no. They try to dance with you after you say no. They ask for your cell phone number after you say no. They drunk dial you (which is why you say no to their previous question). They are drunken men.
Sunday Bad Date Funnies: Internet Dating
- by Jennifer on September 26th, 2010
Thursday’s Thoughts From a Bartender: The Drunk Girl Response – Is She an Easy Lay?
- by Jennifer on September 23rd, 2010
By Jack Elliot
It’s all well and good to go out, have a few drinks, let loose, and have a great time. But, as you are probably well aware, there is such a thing as one (or two or three or twelve) too many- that point where your happy-go-lucky buzz turns into a hard-to-remember fuzz. We’ve all been “there” (with there most aptly referring to “college”) . But hopefully, by your early to mid-twenties you’ve been able to, for the most part, quench your desire to “pound,” “slake,” and “demolish,” liquor- and are instead able to just enjoy a couple drinks and bask in that happy-go-lucky, conversation flowing, buzz. But every now and then, you’ll still come across someone whose desire to pound, slake, and demolish still seems to remain, shall we say, insatiable. Although the male gender is chalk full of this type, for now let’s just focus on females.
Tuesday’s Topic – How to Date a Stalker
- by Jennifer on September 21st, 2010
How to Date a Stalker
By guest blogger Disasteronheels.com
I recently went on a blissfully romantic date with a stalker that reminded me once again just how lucky I am. I mean, people always say, “Maybe you’ve already met Mr. Right and you don’t even know it.” Turns out, they were right! Sometimes the truth is hiding in plain sight– other times it’s curled up in the fetal position underneath your cubicle. Whatever the case, just because I’ve found love doesn’t mean I’m not looking out for my fellow Disasters. I hope each and every one of you finds someone whose love for you knows no legal bounds. And when you do, remember these 5 tips for a successful first date:
Question #2 Hair! Hair! Long Flowing Hair?
- by Jennifer on September 15th, 2010
By Jennifer Kelton and By Jessica Downey
In walks Jennifer Kelton and Jessica Downey two modern day Lois Lane’s who are unabashedly hitting the pavement in their bustling hometowns of Los Angeles and Chicago. Armed with sharpened pencils and crisp white lined note pads, asking a total of 50 unsuspecting strangers of all ages, genders and demographics in random locations — the odd, the unusual and at times taboo questions involving all things dating and mating. Click here to read more…
