Over the weekend I put my many frequent flyer miles to good use and went to Hawaii.
It was as I sat on the beach that it hit me like a ton of Pork Rind Chips despite my good eating habits and regular daily exercise, that I no longer had a 20 year old ass, as I watched the cute boys pictured here gawk and girls half my age.
I began thinking about ageism and dating and my 42 year ass, and wondered if at my ripe old age if I had lost my sex on the beach charm? Drink not included.
This morning as I ran I remembered the lifeguard that I had dated who used to watch me through his binoculars on the beach then one day he introduced himself. Thinking back he was much, much older, and it was a short lived Summer love, dirty boy!
To be continued…