Bad Date TV: Don’t Be a Dating Don’t! Ep. 3
Been talking to this guy named “Sidney” for a couple months. My friend from work put me up on this dating site. I figure hey it can’t be any worse than the losers I have been meeting on the street. Conversation is cool. Seems like we may have a lot in common, so we make plans to meet up. I told him I will drive, (I need to have the control and the freedom to dip out when I want to) Click here to read more…
By Juliette McGough
There are some “cracked” things I really appreciate on dates: cracked wheat bread and cracked black pepper are a couple. However other things, such as crack heads and ass cracks, are things I do not wish to see on a date…ever. Usually, you can figure out if someone is a crack head by speaking to them, and as long as they don’t bring up drug deals or unicorns you are usually in the clear. However, determining whether your date will be showing their ass crack is almost impossible to find out prior to your date. Click here to read more…
By Juliette McGough
Although parachute pants are trying to make a comeback, lets all hope they don’t.
Parachute pants, which were originally designed as menswear, were an acceptable article of clothing for a total of four years in the early 1980s. They were usually bright colored and looked great while break dancing or doing the centipede. Unfortunately in today’s world, the centipede is only performed by drunk, distant relatives at awkward family weddings. If you’re lucky, you might see it on Youtube when a drunken frat boy attempts it, and usually fails.
Double Dating Dynamics
By Kari DePhillips
You’ve heard or experienced blind date horror stories. You know, the time when you walked into the restaurant and the girl you were meeting had a thicker mustache than you. Or, the time when the new guy you had plans with decided to invite his mother. There was also that other time that you discovered that Devon from the dating website, a charmer from across town, was actually a tranny. Click here to read more…
Sasha Speaks 10.25.10
I love my girlfriend…really, I do…but every now and again, she starts to smell a bit and it puts a damper on things. What can I do?
Phunky in Philadelphia Click here to read more…
How It Feels When….
I am Completely OK Being Alone
By Dani Katz
If we channeled all the energy that we, as a species, put into seeking love outside ourselves – be it trolling for snacks at the farmer’s market, hunting big game on personal site X, or dolling up to pose boozy and available at bass-boomin’ disco Y – we could easily sustain the planet’s every energetic function, and have enough power left over to share with a neighboring star system. Click here to read more…